The Pirates transformation into a bleak, post-apocalyptic future is officially complete as tonight the ballpark will be filled with armed police to prevent any G-20 shenanigans from taking place. As if the horror of Jeff Karstens/Donnie Veal piggyback start isn’t terrible enough. (No, I don’t know that Veal will be the first guy out of the pen tonight, but it’s certainly a possibility).
T-minus 5 losses and couting.