According to Bill Brink at the PG, the Pirates have expressed interest in Justin Duchscherer. This sounds awfully familiar. Could it be …
My mouth’s bleeding, Bert! Zuzu’s petals .. Zuzu! There they are! Bert, what do you know about that! Merry Christmas! It’s still November 2009! 2010 was an awful dream! The Pirates haven’t lost 105 games yet! Charlie Morton might be good! Aki Iwamura was a great acquisition! Maybe Andy LaRoche doesn’t suck! Maybe Lastings Milledge will hit for power! Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, emporioum! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
/rubs eyes
/looks at calendar
Damn.
Well, it was worth a shot, at least.
UPDATED TO ADD: Actually, I still think Charlie Morton might be good. In other news, I’m going to go ahead and keep on rolling this boulder up the side of this here giant hill. I’m gonna get to the top someday. Seriously.
