Let's see: a strong, seven-inning AJ Burnett start, a Pedro Alvarez triple (!), a two-run Andrew McCutchen triple, and a three-run Josh Harrison triple (with 'Cutch and Harrison's triples both coming in a five-run seventh inning), combined with a Cardinal loss and a Red loss.
Combine all this with Francisco Liriano's great start on Monday, and this road trip is off to about as good a start as any of us would've dared hope for on Sunday.
It's bed time.