Try to do better, Pirates

Posted by on Jul 22, 2015 15:42

There are several players in the Pirates’ lineup tonight that if you added their batting averages together, you might get one decent baseball player. Things are in such a state that starting Pedro Florimon, who was last seen in Minnesota hitting .092/.179/.132 last year, doesn’t seem like an awful idea. Of course that’s only because he’s more useful defensively than a croquet wicket and the Pirates are awfully thin at “more useful defensively than a croquet wicket.” Good luck, Charlie Morton.

This concludes my preview of tonight’s game.

About Pat Lackey

In 2005, I started a WHYGAVS instead of working on organic chemistry homework. Many years later, I've written about baseball and the Pirates for a number of sites all across the internet, but WHYGAVS is still my home. I still haven't finished that O-Chem homework, though.

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