First things first: fist-bump to my man Tecmo at PSAMP for this awesome Adult Swim clip. You know things are bad when you’ve become a punchline for stoners, insomniacs, and college kids.
Second things second; almost all of you want to watch the Penguins game tonight. I’m not going to tell you to not do that. Heck, I’ll admit that I’m going to be watching hockey tonight, too. But keep an eye on the Bucs, at least, because Yovani Gallardo is taking the mound again at PNC and he’s facing Paul Maholm and the Pirates are frustrated and the Brewers aren’t happy with the Pirates and all of these things mean that this might be a little more … “spirited” than your usual early-May ballgame.
Of course, at this point I feel more desperate than even Jim Mora. Win? Win a game? Winning? I’ll just be happy if we score a run.