ATTENTION PIRATE FANS: Please be nice to Andrew McCutchen’s girlfriend

So the Steelers played this football game tonight, and it kind of had a lame ending if you’re a Steeler fan. Maybe you heard about it. If you know anything about the internet, you know that it more or less caught on fire like a fetid pile of gabage in the immediate aftermath, with two sides being drawn: pro-Tebow and anti-Tebow. You probably know how it unfolded from there. Some unfortunate people were caught in the crossfire. One of them was Andrew McCutchen’s girlfriend. 

In two months, #22 is literally going to be the only person that can drag an undertalented group of baseball players towards something that hasn’t happened in Pittsburgh for two decades and to create some kind of crazy, improbable, Disney Movie moment not unlike the one that Mr. Tebow delivered for his fans tonight. Please be nice to his girlfriend.

Pat Lackey

About Pat Lackey

In 2005, I started a WHYGAVS instead of working on organic chemistry homework. Many years later, I've written about baseball and the Pirates for a number of sites all across the internet, but WHYGAVS is still my home. I still haven't finished that O-Chem homework, though.

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