Game 144: Mets 9 Pirates 1

I swear to you that this happened exactly as described:

I got back into my car after my softball game ended tonight and pulled out my phone and booted up the MLB At-Bat app and said to myself, “I hope we scored a run.” I’d seen Zach Duke get rocked earlier and everyone flailing at RA Dickey like he was Tim Wakefield in the 1992 NLCS and really, I just didn’t want to see a goosegg on the board.

Mets 9 Pirates 1

“Yessssss,” I said to myself. Can standards get lowered any further at this point?

Pat Lackey

About Pat Lackey

In 2005, I started a WHYGAVS instead of working on organic chemistry homework. Many years later, I've written about baseball and the Pirates for a number of sites all across the internet, but WHYGAVS is still my home. I still haven't finished that O-Chem homework, though.